More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.