More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
