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More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
