If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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