Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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