There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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