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More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.