The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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