Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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