More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
