More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.