More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
