More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.