More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.