More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
