More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.