More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.