Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

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