Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right

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