More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.