Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan

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I have never made much money, but this hasn't bothered me. I don't care what I'm paid. I have never had a shared bank account. I do not keep track of how much money is in my bank account. I am not stingy, I admire money well spent. I am not saving for my retirement. I have lived for several years without insurance.― Édouard Levé, Autoportrait

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right

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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

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Cheaters are known to kill their partners.― Steven Magee

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Even a jewelry shop invests in a security guard. Protect your portfolio by investing in insurance, emergency fund & cyber-awareness. ― Manoj Arora

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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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