If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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