There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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