Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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