America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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