If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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