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More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
