Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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