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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
