Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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