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More Quotes by Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
America has the best politicians money can buy.