America has the best politicians money can buy.

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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