More Quotes by Will Rogers
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
