More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
