More Quotes by Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
