More Quotes by Will Rogers
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
