More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
America has the best politicians money can buy.
