There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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