More Quotes by Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
