More Quotes by Will Rogers
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
