More Quotes by Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
