More Quotes by Will Rogers
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
