More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
