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More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."