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More Quotes by Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
