We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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