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More Quotes by Will Rogers
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
