#Quote
More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
