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More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
