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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
