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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back