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More Quotes by Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
