More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.