More Quotes by Will Rogers
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
