More Quotes by Will Rogers
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
