More Quotes by Will Rogers
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
