More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
