More Quotes by Will Rogers
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
