More Quotes by Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back