More Quotes by Will Rogers
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
