There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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