Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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