I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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