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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
