When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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