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More Quotes by Will Rogers
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.