More Quotes by Will Rogers
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
