More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
