More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
