More Quotes by Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
