More Quotes by Will Rogers
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
