More Quotes by Will Rogers
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
