More Quotes by Will Rogers
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
