More Quotes by Will Rogers
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
