More Quotes by Will Rogers
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
