More Quotes by Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
