More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
