More Quotes by Will Rogers
America has the best politicians money can buy.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
