More Quotes by Will Rogers
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
