More Quotes by Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
