More Quotes by Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
