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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
