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More Quotes by Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
America has the best politicians money can buy.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
