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More Quotes by Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
