The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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