Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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