The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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