Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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