There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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