When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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