Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ― Anthony G

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Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.― George Carlin

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Do you know the hallmark of the second-rater? It's resentment of another man's achievement.

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You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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