Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ― Anthony G

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Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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How natural it is to destroy what we cannot possess, to deny what we do not understand, and to insult what we envy!

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The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. ― Robin Williams

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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

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In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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