The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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