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More Quotes by Mark Twain
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.