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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
