More Quotes by Mark Twain
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
