More Quotes by Mark Twain
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.