I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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