Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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