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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
