More Quotes by Mark Twain
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.