More Quotes by Mark Twain
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.