More Quotes by Mark Twain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
