More Quotes by Mark Twain
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
