More Quotes by Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
