More Quotes by Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.