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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
