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More Quotes by Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
