More Quotes by Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
