More Quotes by Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.