More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.