More Quotes by Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
