More Quotes by Mark Twain
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
