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More Quotes by Mark Twain
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
