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More Quotes by Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
