Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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