More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
